Much like an older sister reluctantly dragging along her younger, whiny little brother, the Dining Duo had the pleasure of taking me to Zest! Not really, just wanted to grab your attention. They had been asking me to come along with them for lunch for quite a while now, and this past Wednesday I was actually able to go. I wasn’t much in the mood for burgers and fries, so it was back to Zest to try out the Shredded Beef Sandwich.
We arrived, after the Duo wondered exactly how to get to the place, STILL, and I was pleasantly surprised on walking in-it wasn’t yet ANOTHER corporate-based eatery, but an independent restaurant done up in its own way.
As a die-hard Mt. Dew freak, I must admit I was a little dismayed on seeing the Coke machine behind the order counter. Imagine my delight however, when I stubbornly asked what pops they had, and I was told Pepsi products. Well, HUZZAH for the good guys, I was getting Mt. Dew. Not only that, but it was self-serve fountain Dew at that. Not to say I’m addicted or anything, but I need my Mt. Dew. My blood is made of about 63% water, 10% hemoglobin, and the rest a volatile cocktail of caffeine, alcohol, Ibuprofen, and surpressed rage. I like my Dew. I was on my best behavior however (despite what the Duo may say), and stuck to just the one glass of the nector of the gods.
We sat down pretty much where we wanted, surrounded by other working folks on what I’ll presume were their lunch breaks, in a cozy little room that seemed conducive to talk. The lunches arrived soon thereafter.
Jennifer’s was the first, and even though it did look good, I couldn’t help my fifth grade sense of humor taking control and making me snicker, giggle, and I’m pretty sure guffaw at the name of what she got. If you wanna know, head on over to Zest and read the menu board for yourself. God forbid, but if you have my sense of humor, you’ll know what I’m talking about. Sheila’s was next, and to me it looked like a big old head of lettuce. I was assured there was chicken in there though.
Finally, my plate arrived. I had ordered the Shredded Beef Sandwich, with a side of Chipotle slaw. The only “bad” thing I have to say about it is I found the beef just a tad dry for my liking. It was good, well seasoned and what-not, don’t get me wrong, just not as juicy as it could have been. The bleu cheese sauce helped out. To me, it seemed a lot like Gyro type cucumber/garlic sauce. Very good. I forgot the previous review, and the Duo failed to remind me, and had to go back to the napkin dispenser for more napkins. But that is one of the things that make a sandwich good. The messier the better. The bun was great as well-crunchy outer crust, yet chewy on the inside.
The side of Chipotle slaw was the first time I had something other then regular old cole slaw, and I liked it. It has some spice and a bit of a kick to it, which I like. Of course, had I put my brain into it, I would have put some on my sandwich from the get go, instead of waiting until the last forkfull at the end. I’ll remember better next time.
Meals done, tummies satisfied, plates cleared away, the complimentary crayons left at the table called, so we left the restaurant with our artwork prominently displayed over 2 paper-covered tables. Nothing that will be displayed anywhere, I’m sure, but we had fun, and that’s really all that matters.
I left satisfied and filing a mental note away to remember this place next date night with the missus. I’m sure she’ll like it as well.
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Addendum by the Duo:
- Yes, he guffawed. Heartily. He may look older, but he’s 13 still.
- Now will you stop whining to come along with us when we go out to lunch?
- It wasn’t just a head of lettuce on the plate, it was the grilled Caesar salad, with marinated chicken. And it is a grilled salad with chicken, not a salad with grilled chicken. The lettuce itself is grilled. Mmmmm, tasty!
- Sadly, Zest is only open for breakfast & lunch (unless they’ve expanded their hours) so let’s hope by date night with the missus you weren’t really meaning an evening meal. Otherwise you’ll both be disappointed.
- And listen, we found the place, so what if we always have to drive around the block a bit?