It was another last minute lunch excursion for the Duo. After downtown parking proved elusive, Sheila suggested shelBi street caFe & bistro* in Fountain Square . Upon arriving in the Square, which is conveniently located just a stone’s throw from downtown Indy, we quickly parked and walked into a very cool and funky interior. After being escorted to a booth, Sheila chose her standard glass of H20 and Jennifer went with the coffee special, a pumpkin spice latte. Here is a suggestion to all restaurants…would you please just bring two glasses of water immediately irregardless of whether or not it’s specifically requested? That would be swell.** Sheila had to wait on her water to finally be delivered with Jennifer’s coffee concoction. The latte was yummy perfection with a generous layer of froth on top accented by wonderful autumn spices.
What to order, what to order, hmmm, everything sounded so good! Sheila thought about ordering one of the specialty salads but ultimately decided upon the Philly Cheese Steak. Jennifer thinks that Sheila is personally trying to be the city’s foremost expert on where to find the best Philly Cheese Steaks and she applauds her in her effort! The sandwich is described as “beef tenderloin sauteed with caramelized onions, mushrooms, provolone cheese and chipotle mayo.” Really, what carnivore could pass that up? Jennifer narrowed down her selection amongst the Quiche du Jour, Seared Crab Cakes or the Panini. Big surprise, she went with the Panini! While Sheila sets her eyes on all things beef, Jennifer is single-minded in her quest for the perfect ham and cheese. According to the menu, the Panini consists of Capicola ham, Genoa salami, sopressata and provolone cheese.
Both sandwiches were served on ciabatta bread with the Chef’s side. Sadly, both were a disappointment. Sheila’s Philly Cheese steak was the most non-tender, chewy “tenderloin” she has ever had. She was highly skeptical the menu description was accurate, instead thinking it tasted and chewed much more like a sirloin at best, or even round steak. The meat wasn’t all that was a letdown – the onions weren’t caramelized, merely sauteed, and the chipotle mayo was undetectable. How did Jennifer’s Panini fail? First of all it wasn’t a panini. How can you call a sandwich a panini if it isn’t freaking pressed? The meats were very salty and gosh darn it, the cheese wasn’t melted.
The day’s side dish, a medley of zucchini, squash and carrots, was very salty and greasy. Hot vegetables with a sandwich? No thanks. The Duo concluded that chips or a cold salad would be a much better choice. While the Duo was glad to have tried something different, they left shelBi street feeling an overall sense of disappointment. Never before has a menu looked so promising, but failed to deliver.
Food * 1/2
Service **
Atmosphere **
Overall * 1/2
* We would like to take this opportunity to go on record with our loathing of cutesy spellings of restaurant names…ditto for menu items.
** We realize that restaurants in drought areas often have a policy of only providing water upon request. Both Sheila and Jennifer have spent lots of times in states with drought problems, so we are familiar with having to request water then. However, Indiana is not in such a severe situation with water restrictions that this is an issue. So dammit, bring us water!